Friday, March 30, 2007

Top 10 most suited careers for Scropio

HAHAHAHAHA.. quite interesting!!!!

link: http://www.jxue.com/e_t/horo/news.asp?nID=28278


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Coroner/法医
Scorpio is perfectly suited for this work, which could horrify others. They are not bothered by working with a dead body and will investigate tirelessly to determine the cause of death and other pertinent details. Scorpio has a surgeon's eye and a penchant for detective work that matches the qualities needed in a Coroner. There is usually no need to comfort grieving families or get into the emotional side of the case, because it is strictly science, but they could easily handle it if necessary.

Private Investigator/私人调查员
The natives of this sign are naturally nosy individuals who love to discover secrets but value highly their own privacy. All of this adds up to someone who is good at uncovering the crazy stuff that others want to hide. The Scorpion is also great at working undercover and quietly observing people and their activities. They are excellent researchers and won't give up until they have all the facts. A penchant for revenge sometimes comes in handy.

Psychiatrist/精神病医师
The chance to hear the dirty laundry of countless clients and figure out their issues is the kind of life that Scorpio lives for. Better to do it in a formal setting than become a voyeur or creepy friend. Scorpio psychiatrists may be quick to blame everything on sexual problems and may have to examine themselves first before pointing the finger.

Embalmer/尸体防腐者
With this career, Scorpios excel, not only because they are fascinated with the dead, but also because they are ambitious and hard working. This is a lifetime career that is demanding and stressful, but well suited to a Scorpio with endurance and fortitude. As with being a coroner, they are able to marry science and anatomy with work that takes a lot of dedication and a lack of squeamishness.

Researcher/调查员
The Scorpion can be found in scientific labs, whether working for pharmaceutical companies or doing research for private industry or government agencies. There is a certain aspect of the Scorpion character that wants to be the best, and when applied properly, will find a cure for a disease, the ultimate weight loss solution, or a new form of birth control. Whatever the problem, they will find the answer or improve on the solution.

Surgeon/外科医生
The Scorpio native is intense and driven. They have a lot of endurance and a strong desire to excel. These qualities allow them to be outstanding surgeons who eventually achieve an impeccable reputation in the operating room. Inner strength and tenacity allow them to persevere when it seems like all is lost. During medical school, they most likely have high marks, a lot of pressure, and a huge number of one-night stands.

Sex Therapist/性病专家
Of all the signs of the Zodiac, Scorpio is the obvious choice to work with people who have hang-ups and dysfunction in the bedroom. The airing of dirty little secrets, sexual fantasies, and embarrassing details does not deter dear Scorpio. In fact nothing is too shocking for this personality. They have the ability to get to the root of the matter and help their clients to make adjustments and work through problems.

Dominatrix/牧师
This career is not for everyone, but for those Scorpios with a strong personality and lots of need for control, this job could be very lucrative and satisfying. There is the opportunity to work from home, wear an interesting uniform, and work out some aggression. This is not for the faint of heart or the passive, but can be a way to access the dark side without causing too much harm.

Bill Collector/票据收款人
Another job that allows the nasty side of Scorpio to emerge is in collections. They can get paid to abuse and cajole deadbeats and debtors eight hours a day and then go home to relax in front of the fire. Empty threats and daily harassment are the tools of the trade, requiring a lot of dogged determination and a will to succeed. They are not daunted at all by people who don't answer the phone or open their mail, and will find a way to get to them.

Hypnotist/催眠师
Scorpio loves being in control and is fascinated by the unconscious. When acting responsibly, this career could be perfect for them. Working with clients who want to shake bad habits, they are able to make hypnotic suggestions, which are effective in dealing with these problems. Some people are looking to remember past lives or hidden memories. The Scorpion is the master of secrets and hidden things.

5 comments:

JC said...

this is waaaaay too funny. so atypical.

Jasper222 said...

typical as of scropio, or me sin@!?

wahahahahahaha

WittyBB said...

Hypnotist sounds fun!!! :)

CPMF14 said...

Researcher/调查员 or Bill Collector/票据收款人 seems to fit your style, am I right?

:-)

Dominatrix/牧师 this is very unique indeed - would you give it a thought? You can work from home, haha.

Jasper222 said...

why those are my style?? (typical scropio?)

hahahahahhaa

i can't be a 牧师 la - female can't ga ma kekekekeke